Saturday, February 6, 2010

HELLO EARTHLINGS !
Just came back Earth from my visit to Mars !
:)
I seriously have nothing to post !
D:
Ohya ,
got liao .
Ytd during Chinese went AVA room ,
Watched some vids ,
Angela keep throwing some random comments ,
LOL .
Than while walking back to class saw smoke from th canteen than heard th fire alarm .
Walked back to class than th Mr Tan said some craps than went to th Parade Square .
Damn WHATTHEFUCK cans !
It's fucking hot .
Sweat like dk what .
Actually i didn't sweat ALOT , but still .. LOL Shikin was hot till her skin ABIT peeling off .
Disgusting lorh .
Than after than slacked than chit-chatted .
After that need drink th NEWater .
Yucks can !?
-.-
Than felt dizzy ,
Than rested .
Jia En and Shikin looked stunned ,
LOL .
Than when we know can go back class lerh than we all cheered .
:/
After school went oppsite eat with Zoey and Minyi .
Than while eating ,
Bryan , Fengyu , Firman and Weiyao came and eat with us .
LOL .
After that walked back to school for OM meeting .
Damn funny can !
But quite tiring .
x.x
Than after that went bubbletea shop than walked Shuqi home .
Haha .
Now imma post 2 things that made me LOL-edd just now .

Drills Commands (Taken from Ken Tan's blog ; it was posted last year) :

Se De Ya = Sex Diva
Se Nam Di Ri = She lang di li ( True Colours is Molestor )
kakanan poseng = coconut pussy
kakaree poseng = coconet cricket
kabalackan poseng = go blacken pussy
kakanan nurus = coconut lulu

DAMN FUNNY CAN !
Another is :

23 ways to annoy people in a lift :

1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough airin there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I havenew socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the otherpassengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on theshoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go backfor more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, thenscream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures andexits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”

LOL .
Currently msn-ing with Simin and Ken ,
HAHA .
Wanna go to Venus now .
Will post when i'm back on Earth ,
TTFN , Earthlings !
:D

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