On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?' And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.' But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Yohh!
Today my school got th AMKsians' family day~ :D
It was SUPER DUPER FUN! ;D
First, we built sandcastles.
Than my class (1B!) had a small picnic. xD
I ate biscuits and drank cokeeeee!
Did i mention i was also CRAZY over coke? x:
After that, actually wanted to rent bike derhh,
Budden too crowded.
So rent-ed skates in th end, LOL.
AND TH FAMILY DAY'S TEE WAS SUPER COOL!
Even my tuition teacher said so.
Cause after th event, i went to tuition. LOL.
Was actually late for tuition for half an hour~ :\
Haha!
Took some pics budden haven't upload yet~ x.x
So later than upload bahh. (:
LOL.
Ytd was Friday th 13 right?
Than unlucky things will happen right?
GUESS WHAT?!
Ytd, something vehh lucky happened to me, :O
Budden today UNLUCKY things happened to me. =.=
I fell once and spilled my drink. =.=
I SPILLED COKE. D:
I WANT MY COKE.
LOL.
But something lucky happened to me too.
I GOT ICE CREAM ! <33333333
Did i mentioned that i was also CRAZY over ICE CREAM? xP
HAHA!
YAY~
Th upcoming tuesday till wednesday gort camp! :DDDDDDD
Clubs and Society camp! :DDDDDDD
Cant wait! x:

To "Eh!!" :
You must be a VERY KPO SPAMMER.
1st } I THINK ELAINE IS V.E.R.Y SUITABLE TO BE A SC.
2nd } Why must you choose 1B's blog for you childish spams?
3rd } Even if she's not suitable, why must you be so KPO to say?
4th } Hate Elaine than say it to her face or mine, for she's my twin.
5th } DON'T EVER spam in 1B's blog, AGAIN. Tyvm.
6th } If wanna continue spam, BEWARE.
Saying Elaine and/or spam in 1B blog = saying more than 10 ppl =
Quarrell with more than 10 ppl and just you.
7th } You say Elaine is not suitable to be SC. So what?
With your this kind of attitude, You're also NOT suitable to be SC.
8th } YOU ALSO DON'T KNOW HER THAT WELL. I'M SUPER SURE.
Cause if you are, you'll think she is V.E.R.Y SUITABLE to be a SC. ^^

PHEW~ x:
Done.
Hope that Kpo spamer won't spam in 1B blog and/or say Elaine anymore.

Time Check : Saturday; 14/03/09; 7.44pm

WOO~
CLASS TEE! CLASS TEE! CLASS TEE! CLASS TEE! CLASS TEE! CLASS TEE!
CLASS TEE! CLASS TEE! CLASS TEE! CLASS TEE! CLASS TEE! CLASS TEE!
Oops, i mean class JERSEY.
CLASS JERSEY! CLASS JERSEY! CLASS JERSEY! CLASS JERSEY!
CLASS JERSEY! CLASS JERSEY! CLASS JERSEY! CLASS JERSEY!
Okhay okhay, enough already.
Yesterdays Maths trail was SUPER FUN.
Though, th questions are hard.. Yeahh. LOL
Andand, today got back result slip.
And was sibei happy..
Alrights, enough faking.
I WAS SUPER DUPER SAD OKHAY?!
I totally failed th Chinese, Maths and History papers. D:
I can't believed i passed my Lit paper and th A.M.A thingie!
And i can't believe i failed my Chinese! :O
2 More marks to passing th paper!
CAN.YOU.BELIEVE.IT?!
Flunk th paper cause of 2.PATHETIC.MARKS?!
Shocking. :\
Heng i got 19 points.. Onii.
JUST NICE SIOL.
I really gotta buck up for my Chinese and Maths and History. x:
Especially my Maths and History!! x.x
Haha, just finished my research for th Home Econ thingie.
Sian, wanna hop blogs liao, buh-byes.
(Isn't my picture just SO CUTE?!) :D

Time Check : Thursday; 12/03/09; 8.58pm

I am stuck at home with LOADS of homeworks and projects. D:
Sad lurhh.
Haha, ytd went to Angela's new house.
IT WAS SUPER BIG OKHAY?! :O
Did the Students' Creed and
A lil' bit of th recycled thingie. x:
Today went to yck stadium with Angela for fun.
Watched th atheletics run!~
LOL.
After that went "Cheers" and Angela
Bought Potato Chips and Waterrrrr.
Ate and than bus-ed home.
Tomoro going to Maths Trail so get to skip VE.
YAY!~ :P
HAHA~

I know! I am trying my best!
I know what you said is true!
But, will they do it?
The answer is a big "NO"!
Hais.
Thanks for helping me anyways.
I think you just back hao liao.
Cause, you seems tired.
And i dragged you deep enough.
Just,
THANKS ALOT; FOR HELPING ME ALL THESE WHILE. :)

Time Check : Tuesday; 10/03/09; 09.25pm

OMFG.
I just had my hair cut.
T.T
OMFG.
It's so damn SHORT.
Shorter than i expected.
OMFG.
I cant cant cant believe it!
D:

Okhay, Just read Shiling's blog.
Yarhh, just cooled down nia. x:
Anyway, i now BLAME MYSELF. TOTALLY.
If i never ask that damn question..
If i never say anything..
Would things be the way it is now?
Haiz, i will change, slowly.
Just looked back.
And i realise how biitchy i can be.
Yarhh, and i changed my flirty ways.
I DON'T flirt and i DON'T like any guys anymore.
To 1B'rians :
I DON'T LIKE ANYBODY.
Especially JUNIOR. I DON'T LIKE HIM.
NOT NOW AND NOT EVER!
And i wanna tell you guys this.
I HATE HIM. Really, Totally, Seriously, For REAL.
Anyway, i just wanna APOLOGISE to you guys.
EVERYBODY that i offended in any way.
I still hate myself, for asking that DAMN question.
Even though i got my answer,
I am certainly NOT happy with th stuffs going on.
Andand, NOW i never go and bother her liao,
So hope you guys will not bother me anymore.
Idk if Yuan Ting Know, her bro know or anything. Cause i DON'T like ANYBODY.

To SOMEONE :
I HATE YOU.
Seriously.
You think you c than can CONTROL us iszit?
"What happened to you?"
"Why did you change so suddenly?"
These were th two questions goin thru OUR head these few days.
Mind you,
Now, MORE than 2 ppl HATE you.
In January and mid February,
You were so friendly and helpful.
Yet, you have to change.
And you said WE were irritating and talkative?
We may be talkative and irritating,
But you talk so muchh more than us.
___ ___ and v.c said perv. things.
_______ replied "ee" and you ask her to shuddup?!
It IS disgusting, okhay?!
And TODAY, ____ ____ and ___ ___ last min changed grp.
You allowed SO readily.
Than we want change grp you don't agree.
WTH.
Haiz, we still can't believe you changed SO MUCH.
I still can't believe you changed SO MUCH.

Just pouring out what i kept for a long time.
Hope me, ______ and ______ got our answers soon.
I leave out th name,
Just in case they don't want their name to be posted.

Yohhs!
Haha, Tired~ Yawns*
Today went to East Coast Park to do CIP; To pick up litters~
Haha, Blogskin changed, AGAIN.
Because of SOMEBODY~ >:O
Ohyarhh, If you have a sharp eye,
You'll realise that th skin got one offensive word.
Paisehh to those that felt/feel offended! x.x
Andand, Today at Home Econ.
We go to NeedleWork room instead of "last kitchen".
Than in th middle of th class got one insect,
Which look like bee, flew in.
Majorities of us got scared and we were like,
In Home Econ lesson become screaming lesson. LOL.
Summore it keep fly in, fly out than fly in again. ROFL.
Than got once th insect flew near Wei Yao,
Than he screamed and said,
"WALAO. I SCARED LARHH."
OMFG.
WE LAUGHED LIKE SIAO SIA!
Budden, in th end, th insect refuse to go away,
And we went back to th "last kitchen" again. ):
Aww. No more "screaming lesson" liao. D:
THAN, after school, Angela, Firman and me saw th insect again.
This time, outside "ex" 1B classroom.
We know it's th same as th colour and th way it "fly". LMAO.
Btw, 1B changed classroom with 3B..
That's why i said "ex" classroom of 1B..
Budden gonna change back vehhh soon.I hope. x:
Haha, Monday and Thursday went to Drama training.
SO FUN!~ Especially Thursday's xP
All th games we played are bout debate-ing. :|
Got two. One is angel and devil thingie.
And i got in th Devil that group. YAY! :D
And one is th animal thingie, LOL. :\
I actually in cow group.
Budden we "debate" than i got in th pig group, YAY AGAIN! <^(oo)^>
WOOHOO! Cant wait for th AMKsian family dayy! xD
HAHA. Will try to play inline skating~
Maybe bring my own skates~ x;
Haha, shall not take too much time, buai buai! ;D

Time Check : Friday; 10/03/09; 09.43pm :D
Andand, i top-up my phone liao. YAY~ YIPEE~ WOOHOO~ HOORAY~